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duminică, 10 ianuarie 2010

Omegle - Talk with strangers

Nu de mult, am alfat şi eu de Omegle. Ce pot să zic, e pretty funny, aşa, dacă nu ai ce face.
Mulţi mulţi idioţi care bântuie site-ul, desigur. Inevitabil să nu dai de câte unul.
Examples:

Stranger: Hi Im Mike 20 from Amsterdam, Are you a horny girl with a webcam? (18+ msn plz)
You: Kewl, another pervert.
You: gosuckyourowndick@hotmail.com
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Stranger: Hi, which one are you:
A. Just bored and want to talk
B. Male (not horny) wants to talk to a guy
C. Male (not horny) wants to talk to a girl
D. Female (not horny) wants to talk to a guy
E. Female (not horny) wants to talk to a girl
F. Male (horny) wants to talk/cam with a guy
G. Male (horny) wants to talk/cam with a girl
H. Female (horny) wants to talk/cam with a guy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: i have an erection
You: Nice !
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: Horny gay guy?
You: No.
Stranger: Horny?
You: No.
Stranger: Gay?
You: No.
Stranger: Guy?
You: No.
Stranger: Shemale?
You: No.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: r u horny female?
You: Female yes, horny no.
Stranger: who cares?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: naber hacı
You: pizda ma-tii
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: Who are you?
1) A male (not horny) that's want to speak with a male
2) A male (not horny) that's want to speak with a female
3) A male (horny) that's want to speak with a male
4) A male (horny) that's want to speak with a female
5) A female (not horny) that's want to speak with a male
6) A female (not horny) that's want to speak with a female
7) A female (horny) that's want to speak with a male
8) A female (horny) that's want to speak with a female
You: 10)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hey!
german boy (17) is lookin for a girl (-18) with small or medium boobs to chat in msn or skype ;) are u my girl?
You: no.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: hello
Stranger: hi, what size of yours breasts?
You: -.-
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: hiii wanna see my penis ??
You: should i ?
Stranger: yes
You: why ?
Stranger: m or f ?
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: hi..do you want watch my wanking ?if you are a girl...
You: no
Stranger: u girl
You have disconnected.



Şi... alţii:

Stranger: nigger
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: jenn?
You: MIKE ?!
Stranger: ELLIE???
You: WALTER ?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: I am Elfrun, the destroyer! Scourge of mankind!
You: Yeah..
Stranger: what is your name, puny mortal?
You: My name's Ahty, the demon hunter !
Stranger: your entrails will feed my family tonight.
Stranger: and one day, they will rise to obliterate your species!
Stranger: prepare to die
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Stranger: what is the meaning of life?
You: living.
You have disconnected.

Mă amuză teribil :-??.

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